I just wanna be like:
I just wanna be like:
I pretended that tic-tacs were pills/drugs.
Or that wafer sticks were cigarettes…
Gatorade was vodka/alcohol….
Or that grape juice was red wine…
I was just that badass.
And you’re like:
But you wanna be like:
A-“Oh good! Let’s tell your tita!”
B-“What ish daht? You better brung daht up!”
C-“Putang Ina! I’m not kidding! Where’s my slipper?”
D-“Jesus Mary josep, one more you’re going to the Philippines”
F-Hello Philippines!THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS.
LOOOOOL
This is why i don’t show my parents my report card :/
LOLOL HELLO PHILIPPINES.
HAHAHHAHA FOREAL THOUGH.
OMGZ.